Whoa, didn't think you'd get this far (since this is just a sidebar), but
now that you're here, let's connect. That's right, I want you to marry me.
Right here. Right now. This offer is not open to all genders.
First come first serve. Like ice cream. Well I guess
there could be some ice cream shops that have reservations. Perhaps even using
some sort of an app. In fact, maybe that's a startup idea. Don't steal it. Or
if you do, at least get me an ice cream. We are married after all.
Anyways since you're here, I thought I might as well share some reviews of
myself by the people who have the most unbiased view of me, my friends.
"I really don't think you should add the wierd sidebar thing if you're
going to link the page to potential employers" - 5 stars
"I didn't give a star rating so stop putting that in the sidebar" - 5 stars
"The syllable rhymes are not a personality" - 5 stars
Whoa! Even I'm impressed. I'm also an imp rest (they find my back
to be the perfect flatness).
👈 Ok back to the regular business. (Let's keep the sidebar stuff between us)