sizeof() is a macro, or, how does one understand hello world?

Hello, bit sizes?#

I remember one of the assignments (in fact, literally the first assignment at my university ever - we skipped “hello world” for some reason) was to print the bit sizes of various types. So, after much pain, we went ahead and wrote

#include<stdio.h>
int main() {
  printf("An int is %d bits long \n", sizeof(int));
  printf("And float is %d bits long \n", sizeof(float));
  printf("And char is %d bits long \n", sizeof(char));
}

and after learning (in the most basic sense) how to use gcc, we got out

An int is 4 bits long
And float is 4 bits long
And  char is 1 bits long

Afterwards, we learnt about functions. And I even wrote my own function! Of course, since I am a prodigy of programming it took my no time to create this absolute beauty:

#include<stdio.h>
int soWhenDoWeGetGirlfriends(int number) {
  return number + 3;
}
int main(){
  printf("%d\n", soWhenDoWeGetGirlfriends(3));
}
6

Ah so that’s pretty easy. I guess printf and sizeof are two other functions that some old guys wrote. Something with that main function was also important. Well, here I am, totally on their level since I’ve also written my function.

It wasn’t until embarassingly later that I realized that none of those functions are like each other.

Breaking it down#

Let’s start with the abomination which was my function. This is a standard function. Strict return type, strict input, strict computer science professors. If I wrote soWhenDoWeGetGirlfriends(4, "please");, my compiler would throw error, my lower palm would make an impact with my forehead, and I’d start again.

Next, let’s look at the printf. This is just some function defined in stdio.h, right? Well actually, and I’m not sure how I didn’t notice this despite using printf every single time I used C, that it can take a variable amount of arguments.

I mean, duh, of course it can. I’ve been putting a random amount of floats, ints, and chars all the time. Yet, for some reason, I decided “yep that’s normal, and I will never try to create a function with variable parameters myself, because that is impossible and has never been done before. Now I will printf debug this code.”

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